Monday, April 16, 2007

Pretending to be leather



Sometimes on eBay, I come across some wee gems of descriptions.

Gotta love this one (complete with many sics, though thumbs up for effort)....

THIS IS A MUST FOR ALL BACHELORS AND GUYS WHO HAVE HAD ALL THEIR GOOD FURNITURE TAKEN BY THEIR EX'S....
**This is being re-listed due to the previous buyers transport falling through. Make sure you have transport for this item BEFORE you bid. I shouldn't have to say that, but it appears I do.
this exquisite 'modern classic' is an essential addition to any home. Featuring Cussions, padded armrests and deep seating with a high back, you need not look elsewhere for the perfect pretending to be leather couch. Although it is only pretending to be leather, your friends will never know.
Rich in history, this couch has such bottoms on it as 'Mum', 'Dad', 'My little sister', My Girlfriend before the one I have now', The girlfriend I have now' and the girlfriend before the one before the one I have now'.
For your chance to own this unique, once in a lifetime couch, simply beat the other guy in the auction. If there is no other guy, simply come up with 20 bucks. I recently had Tim Shaw from Demtel ring me up and beg me to let him tell everyone about this couch. I said "no", for he is not worthy.
A couch of this magnitude will need picking up by the winning bidder.
The lucky new owner will need to have a space of at least 150 wide, 90 high and at least 100 deep for his new star piece to reside.
The overall condition of this spectacular specimen can only be described as very good. there are a couple of small nicks in the back of the couch. I solved this problem by butting the couch against a wall and no-one knew, however, the unit's overall appearance is, once again, VERY GOOD!
As a bargain hunter of the highest magnitude would expect, the cussions are removeable via long lengths of velcro, so you know the quality is present.
Runnahmuk, his associates and henchmen do not recommend placement of this couch in front of garage door, as in photo, we recommend pride of place in the lounge.
Will consider trade for Corvette or other American muscle car.

1 comment:

Karen said...

"As a bargain hunter of the highest magnitude would expect, the cussions are removeable via long lengths of velcro, so you know the quality is present."

There are so many great lines in this fine description! HAHAHAH