I'm kinda scared of this couch. It's all in your face, Chapel St Prahran, flash-your-cash fashion. You know the type of person who'd own this. It may be pathetic on my part, but those people intimidate me. Because I'm at my most comfortable in a pair of jeans and a rugby top (much to many of my gay friends' chagrin) and I don't reckon you'd even be allowed to sit on a couch like this wearing that...
And I'm pissed off they've ripped off what would have been a lovely old '50s couch design and fugged it up with the zebra print. Leave it alone you pretentious prats!
