Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Zealous zebra prints



I'm kinda scared of this couch. It's all in your face, Chapel St Prahran, flash-your-cash fashion. You know the type of person who'd own this. It may be pathetic on my part, but those people intimidate me. Because I'm at my most comfortable in a pair of jeans and a rugby top (much to many of my gay friends' chagrin) and I don't reckon you'd even be allowed to sit on a couch like this wearing that...
And I'm pissed off they've ripped off what would have been a lovely old '50s couch design and fugged it up with the zebra print. Leave it alone you pretentious prats!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I feel as though I should say something in the defence of Chapel St Prahran given I live in the vicinity but any protests I may make will unfortunately sound hollow as it is, alas, true. However, having said that i still believe this part of town to be a fabulous fugly parade and should not be underrated.
This couch would perfectly suit this vile little salon i know....

becstar said...

You're way too cool to have to be "Chapel St Cool", babe, so don't feel the need to defend it.